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Revision as of 19:00, 20 February 2019

Person.png Bill Hicks   Website WikiquoteRdf-entity.pngRdf-icon.png
(comedian, social critic)
Bill Hicks.jpg
Born1961-12-16
Valdosta, Georgia, U.S.
Died1994-02-26 (Age 32)
Little Rock, Arkansas, U.S.
Cause of death
cancer
NationalityUSA

Bill Hicks was a comedian and social critic with an interest in some third rail topics such as the JFK Assassination.[1]

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Death

Very young.

 

Quotes by Bill Hicks

PageQuoteSource
Bullshit jobBoss: How come you’re not working?

Worker: There’s nothing to do.

Boss: Well, you’re supposed to pretend like you’re working.

Worker: Hey, I got a better idea. Why don’t you pretend like I’m working? You get paid more than me.”
Bullshit Jobs
Television“Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”
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