User:DCFunny
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Investigative Journalist, Military Brat, Public Figure and Patriot. Interests include exercising constitutional rights and rooting out corruption. Passions include target practice, cross-country running, camping in the Rockies and hiking the Appalachian Trail. Received multiple awards for short story writing and non-fiction exposé. Sleeps two to three hours a night, enjoys strong Columbian coffee. Believes a love of creamer is an exercise in indulgent behavior.